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Santa Claus in legal trouble?
To begin with, because of the recent increase in border security, he will not be able to land anywhere in the U.S. unless he would comply with the Department of Homeland Security rule on advance passenger manifests for flying private airplanes (and sleighs) (72 FR 53394, 9/18/07). Next, he will have to declare the value of all the gifts that he is giving to the kids on the "nice list." That is in addition to the strict search and X-ray of the bags in which he is carrying the gifts. Because of the holidays, it may take U.S. Customs and Border Protection a while to do all of this, so he can expect a few days before getting the gifts back to be able to deliver them. Santa will have to obtain a visa before entry into the U.S. Because we do not have a consular post at the North Pole, he will have to go to a third country post for his visa. He will have to have a valid passport before he can apply for a visa. At the consulate he will be fingerprinted and photographed. Then he will need to go through a security background check, which may take a long time, sometimes up to a few years, to clear.
20 Dec 2007 @ 02:57 am
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From tiredofit - 20 Dec 2007 @ 06:19 pm
In Reply to Ms.FedupAmerican:

seems so...and yes they and the greedy toy companies are out to kill or sicken our kids...crying
From melnepa - 20 Dec 2007 @ 06:01 pm
R.I.P. - Common Sense in America!
From Ms.FedupAmerican - 20 Dec 2007 @ 11:53 am
In Reply to tiredofit: Oh no, we've had toxic santa's running around spreading christmas cheer? Is China out to get us too? More greedy bastards.
From norsemen - 20 Dec 2007 @ 08:08 am
First off he speaks English, he's not going to rape murder and rob. Oh he also will not show up in the welfare line.angry
From tiredofit - 20 Dec 2007 @ 06:09 am
and the last American company making Santa Claus suits has stopped making the suits this year....cause....you guessed it....China now makes them cheaper....

listen to Glenn Beck on his Christmas story...

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From JadedBaztard - 20 Dec 2007 @ 05:19 am
Who comes up with this crap?
From MujadoHunter - 20 Dec 2007 @ 05:08 am
.. and put his ass on immigration hold also .. but let Rudolph come to Waco, again .... I have a special mission for him on Christmas eve .. he will be packing a mini-gun ..
From cudzuqueen - 20 Dec 2007 @ 03:14 am
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